Friday, March 17, 2006

Never Met A Girl Like You Before...

Met John, a shrink, at Sassafras last night. Snippet of conversation....


John: So, why doesn't a pretty girl like you have a boyfriend?
Tiffany: Because I have high standards.
John: What are you afraid of?
Tiffany: I'm not af--
John: What are you afraid of?
Tiffany: I have standards! I'm not afraid.
John: What are you afraid of?
Tiffany: I don't have sex.
John: What?
Tiffany: I don't have sex. So, for a pretty girl that goes to bars, my options are few.
John: Yeah. I can respect that.

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